Saturday, December 6, 2008

Can I Overcome B.O.?

A few weeks back I got an email from Beth that made me laugh so hard. She informed me that if you search "Barack Obama" on Facebook, I came up third. Well by the time I read the email and tried it myself, I was down to fourth.


Today, I'm up to second. What would it take to overcome the man himself? How can I overcome BO? How can I better a man who raised a record $750 million?

I need to make a mistake. I mean a monstrous f*!k up such that the US government will give me $750 billion ... that's with a b, so that I can out spend the BO.

What do you suggest?

Thank you for your support,

Eebie

PS: Is it because I live in a NYC, in a blue state that I never heard any cheezy jokes before about his initials being BO?

7 comments:

Bubs said...

I don't know. Maybe call Steven Colbert's people and find out how he passed Kanye West on iTunes.

Dale said...

Here I was all ready to say I can smell you from here when I saw your post title! I'm thinking up something better right now.

Beth said...

Have a fling with Sarah Palin, and charge the hotel rooms to her Republican Party corporate Visa.

Wonder if Barack is now Facebook-searching "Eebie"?

Eebie said...

Great idea Beth! I can order caviar and champagne better than James Bond. However, I'd be putting the Repub party out of business, not bringing down the economy and at this point, there are only a few who care about the Repubs. Still, it sounds great. I'm so lonely, I'd share the night with Sarah, after all, she does have great taste in clothes.

jin said...

You smell quite nice actually.
;-)

Dale said...

I never did think up anything better so I'll say Happy Holidays!

The Ambiguous Blob said...

This is the first I've heard bout the BO initials as well.
It's goooood stuff.